 CHAMPION
OF THE UNDERDOG OR TOTALLY UNRELIABLE GOOFBALL? Spewing skewed
philosophy blurted through puffs of cigar smoke, Terrance is that
lovable kind of guy who's always the first to offer help or advice
in any situation… Just because he forgets to make good on
anything he promises and his suggestions stink, doesn't make him
a bad guy! This high-volume think-before-acting loon has a mountain-sized
chip on his furry little shoulder, with a generous heart to match.
Born to
quibble, debate and generally annoy, this "badger"
is a modern day woodland warrior who uses his unique and baffling
style to right wrongs, fix the odd appliance and fight for truth,
justice and free beer!!
Fun
Fact:
Terrance's mother, an Indonesian "stink badger" named
"Promise", was the very first badger killed in the
infamous Mount Gede Pangrango National Park riot of '69.
What
others say about Terrance:
Lil'
Pengy - "hello."
Stan
the Man - "NOT A WORD comes out of this mouth 'till
that deadbeat gives me my money!"
Tushingham
D. Hamsta - "I was just out havin' a (expletive deleted)
pop or ten with Terry! You don't happen to know what bleedin'
time it is, do ya? Cause I've got these three chickies waiting
for me at me flat downtown and…wait, was we just talking
about Terrance, because he's… HEY, hold on just a minute…
who the hell are you anyway?! I've got a good mind to smash
your (expletive deleted) skull! Bleeding Hell, I can't talk
now. I think I need to lie down right here."
Leonard
the Mole - "Terrance is a very helpful fellow, although
I never really ask for his help, he always seems to offer it
though. And sometimes, as it works out… it isn't really
any kind of help at all. Actually… conservatively speaking,
I would have to say that most times it's a disaster! But really,
he means well. I mean… I think he means well, but I have
no proof of this."
Phineas
T. Gumption - "You don't have the time or space to
print what I think about that loud mouth, conniving, lowlife,
back-stabbing, loose-lipped, tight-wad, sneaky, fat, hairy,
smelly, drunken F*$%nut!!"
Turk
(the Naked Turtle) Tackleburry - "Terrance is my hero.
Definitely Terrance or that guy who used to host "Dance
Fever"!
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