COMIC RELIEF OR LAZY ASS? No one has any idea what the deal is with Stan, nor do they bother to investigate. But everyone seems to have a friend like him, always hanging around and breathing your air. Where did he come from? What does he like? Whose friend is he? Who cares?

The epitome of nothing, the best that can be said about Stan is that he's willing to do just about anything at any time with anyone, as long as he doesn't have to pay. And God help you if you borrow any money from him. And although he wears the same smiley-face boxer shorts everyday, he considers himself a "dapper dresser" and trend setter.

Fun Fact: There is absolutely nothing fun or interesting about Stan.

What others say about Stan:

Lil' Pengy - "hello."

Terrance (The Badger) Kapunsky - "Ah, Stan.Yes... yes.. yes? OH STAN!... Stan is a fine fine Man!"

Tushingham D. Hamsta - "Is Stan the one with the glasses I pummeled last night?"

Leonard (The Mole) Stepponnmeisser - "Ooh, boy, I found myself stuck in an elevator with Stanely for six hours once, and I'm pretty claustrophobic and I tend to not breath so good in situations such as this and I'm gasping for air and choking all over the place and what not, and all I can remember about the whole ordeal is that after the first four hours he turns to me and asks if he has an apple skin stuck in his tooth, and when I told him he didn't, he thanked me and went about staring at the wall. He seemed to like the wall. That's sounds about right. I'd say he likes walls."

Turk (The Naked Turtle) Tackleburry - "I'm a big fan of Stan. He keeps Terrance from hanging out with me so much."

Phineas T. Gumption - "Stan the WHAT? Why are you bothering me?"