ADORABLE ZEN MASTER OR FLIGHTLESS WATER FOWL? At a mere two feet tall, the cuddly Lil' Pengy is the very essence of innocence, and yet possesses an unmatched depth of wisdom. With a simple pout and a wry 'hello', our hero glides effortlessly from one adventure to another. Wherever the wind shifts, he will follow, and wherever he lands… that's where he'll be.

Fun Fact: Although Lil' Pengy is said to understand such varied dead languages as Latin, Cornish, Coptic, Sanskrit, Polabian, Vedic, Manx, Gaulish, Old Prussian, Church Slavonic, and even Hieroglypic Hittite, he has never been found to utter any word other then "hello". (it is unknown to this day, if when saying "hello", Lil' Pengy is referring to the common English greeting or the ancient "Church Slavonic" curse word, which when roughly translated means "Idiot".

What others say about Lil' Pengy:

Terrance (The Badger) Kapunsky - "He's my bestest buddy and one of the finest birds to ever come along. I love him 'cause the little bugger needs me so. Boy, that poor guy… if I weren't around to show him the ropes he'd be eaten alive. He's too good! I tell him all the time to kick somebody in the shins, but he'd rather say, 'hello'. Go figure."

Tushingham D. Hamsta - "He's one of the few blokes I haven't punched in the face! Kinda sad, really. I often weep at night thinking about it. After all… I promised dear ol' mom on her deathbed that I'd bash everyone I'd ever meet, but I can't get bloody angry at that boy. He's all heart."

Leonard (The Mole) Stepponnmeisser - "Yes, I would very much like to put into words how I feel about Pengy, but it might be best I write up a few drafts first, because I wouldn't want to undermine his meaning to me by leaving anything out. If there is one thing I've learned when supplying a compliment, it's that you have to be sure you're fully ready to deliver one and that it sounds sincere, despite whatever rewrites and intense contemplation is required."

Turk (The Naked Turtle) Tackleburry - "I like talking to Pengy 'cause he's a good listener and never seems to get up and walk away like most people do when I have something to say."

Stan The Man - "I think that penguin owes me money. Did I say penguin? I meant badger; where the hell is Terrance?!"