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SQUINTNG
NEUROTIC OR MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS? A jittery, stammering
social recluse, Leonard the Mole often faints when snuck up
on by his own shadow. He
is the embodiment of frailty and a raging hypochondriac who
wrings his hands in a constant nervous tick fest. Sure of his
ever-widening list of protests, but unable to articulate them
in any coherent or meaningful way, Leonard is a walking apology,
a whining footnote in the rat race that is life.
Fitted with
coke bottle glasses that accentuates his tiny eyes, Leonard
is constantly trying to get some attention from his unlikely
and faulty idol Terrance. Unfortunately, Leonard's inability
to finish a sentence allows his badger buddy to lead him into
one dilemma after another.
With a litany
of imagined ailments to draw from, Leonard is always sucking
on a puffer, checking his temprature or taking one of his thousands
of special pills to cure his ailment of the moment.
Fun Fact:
Although most moles have a strong odor to discourage predators,
Leonard's unique scent is due to a fondness for bean burritos
smothered in grubs and the extreme flatulance that ensues.
What
others say about Leonard:
Lil'
Pengy - "hello"
Terrance
(The Badger) Kapunsky - "Lenny is my pet project. He's
coming along slowly, but steadily. A few more weeks under my
tutelage and he might actually make it out of the basement."
Tushingham
D. Hamsta - "Blimey, is Leonard still alive? I thought
I got pissed at his wake last year?"
Stan
the Man - "Let's just say Lenny's got problems. Sometimes
I run an office pool on the over/under of medications he'll
take per week. I think the number has been pretty steady at
543."
Phineas
T. Gumption - "I suppose I hate him if I can remember
which one of those runts he is."
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